Highest Rated Weapons

We have a board of staff here that reviews and rates weapons. Here is a list of weapons that have been rated the highest by our staff members. You should probably pay special attention to these weapons here; they all have been judged by how much they cost compared to what it does, their effectiveness in the battledome, and other various factors.

NEW - You can now view the highest rated weapons for individual categories (like highest rated freezers, highest rated hidden tower weapons, etc). By default, you'll view the overall highest rated weapons (in no particular category). Select a category below if you'd like.

Overall | Hidden Tower | Smuggler's Cove | Neggs | Healing Potions | (Semi)retired
Stat Increasers | Freezers | Stealers | Reflectors | Dual Duty

Weapons List
Super Attack Pea Avg. Rating: 8 / 10
Seasonal Attack Pea Avg. Rating: 7.5 / 10
Attack Pea Avg. Rating: 7 / 10
Grapes of Wrath Avg. Rating: 7 / 10
Sloth Approved Hair Gel Avg. Rating: 6.5 / 10
Alien Aisha Scrambler Avg. Rating: 5.67 / 10
Umbrella Shield Avg. Rating: 5 / 10
Sponge Shield Avg. Rating: 5 / 10
9-Pound Coconut Avg. Rating: 4.5 / 10
Battle Plunger Avg. Rating: 4.5 / 10
Bottle Of Magic Sand Avg. Rating: 4 / 10
Golden Pirate Amulet Avg. Rating: 3 / 10
Kauvaras Marvellous Potion Avg. Rating: 3 / 10
Ancient Hourglass Avg. Rating: 3 / 10
Smugglers Treasure Chest Avg. Rating: 3 / 10
Toxic Sock of Doom Avg. Rating: 2.5 / 10
Artichoke Bomb Avg. Rating: 2 / 10
Cursed Ink Pot Avg. Rating: 2 / 10
Earwax Chia Avg. Rating: 2 / 10
Pear Of Disintegration Avg. Rating: 2 / 10
Alien Aisha Sceptre Avg. Rating: 2 / 10
Hammer Of Death Avg. Rating: 2 / 10
Mysterious Amulet Avg. Rating: 2 / 10
Sack Of Sneezing Powder Avg. Rating: 2 / 10
Meepapault Avg. Rating: 2 / 10
Alien Aisha Ray Gun Avg. Rating: 1.67 / 10
Sad Spell Avg. Rating: 1 / 10
Mystical Fish Lobber Avg. Rating: 1 / 10
Attack Meatball Avg. Rating: 1 / 10
Mystical Teapot Of Doom Avg. Rating: 1 / 10